About me...

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I couldn't think of where to begin.

So, I turned to Google, and found:

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"10 Perfect Questions to Ask On The First Date"

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Well, then.

Hello, darling.
 

First round's on me.

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1. What makes you unique?

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I recently moved back to the USA after 12 years of living abroad in South Korea.

I can describe and/or quote any scene from the 1995 cinematic masterpiece Braveheart

based on any 10 second clip of the film OST... (should I be telling people this?)

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I licked a stripper, once (consensually).

0/10 do not recommend. Very salty.

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2. What are some random fun facts about you?

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I "flew" a helicopter.

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I've been to Mt. Fuji, the Hobbiton Movie set in NZ, the Ghibli Museum in Tokyo, and Chichen Itza.

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I've eaten brains.

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3. What is something you want to learn or wish you were better at?

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I would like to learn ASL.

I can sign, "F**k around and find out."

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Was thinking it might be cool to communicate with a little more... subtlety, someday.

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I would also like to be better at self-marketing/promotion, and general networking.
Is there an extrovert out there looking to adopt? 

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4. Would you rather...

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I would rather watch people snowboard/ski than fall down the mountain myself.

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You go on and have fun.

I'll be waiting in the lodge with a hot toddy and a good book.

 

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5. Know any good jokes?

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Ooooooh, yeah, I do!!!

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Two elves walk into a bar.

​The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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​C'mon, that's comedy gold.

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6. What's something that bugs you?

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I get irrationally irritated when people are pushy or impatient for no reason.
Really harshes my mellow.

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7. What’s the Most Embarrassing Thing You Can Remember That’s Happened to You?

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Absolutely not answering this question.​

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8. What's your favorite place on Earth?

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I am a really big fan of high, empty places.

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You know, the place where the land is so empty and primitive that when you visit

you feel like an invasive species.

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The sort of places where the wind has passed over the stone for so long that your shape doesn't belong

and when the air gusts around you, it rips the breath from your chest.

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There. I like it there.

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9. Favorite bands/musicians?

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Easy.

Foo Fighters. Dermot Kennedy. SYML.
 

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10. What is something you're proud of?

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Ah, my favorite of the seven.

 

I am very proud of my personal and professional success in life.

I have worked hard to get where I am, and to allow myself this sin.

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Alright, that's all the questions.

Who's brilliant idea was this?

How long have I been sitting here?

Did I pass the quiz?

I need a snack. Let's go get a snack.

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