I couldn't think of where to begin.
So, I turned to Google.
"10 Perfect Questions to Ask On The First Date"
Well. Hello, darling.
First rounds on me.
1. What makes you unique?
Unique is pretty relative, but... I'm an expat. Which means I am not a resident of the country where I am a citizen.
2. What are some random fun facts about you?
Once, I "flew" a helicopter.
I've been to Mt. Fuji, the Hobbiton Movie set in NZ, the Ghibli Museum in Tokyo, and Chichen Itza.
I've eaten brains.
3. What is something you want to learn or wish you were better at?
The language of the country I live in... and self-marketing my book.
4. Would you rather...
I would rather watch people snowboard/ski than fall down the mountain myself.
I'll be waiting in the lodge with the spiked hot chocolate and the book.
I do, however, wish to try snowshoeing.
5. Know any good jokes?
Ooooooh, yeah, I do!!!
Two elves walk into a bar.
The hobbit laughs and walks under it.
C'mon, that's gold.
6. What's something that bugs you?
Bugs me? Aww, we're just getting to know each other.
Some things should be saved for the second date, don't you think?
7. What’s the Most Embarrassing Thing You Can Remember That’s Happened to You?
Absolutely not answering this
8. What's your favorite place on Earth?
I am a really big fan of the high, empty places.
The ones that are so used to being empty that you feel like an invasive species when you
visit, but there's something primitive calling you there.
The places where the wind and the land have pressed so long agaisnt each other that your shape
doesn't belong and the when the air gusts around you it rips the breath from your chest.
Or anywhere in water.
9. Who are the special people in your life?
I have very loving, and supportive friends, and family. They are all incredibly special to me.
10. What is something you're proud of?
Ah, my favorite of the seven.
I am very proud of my personal and professional success in life.
I have worked hard to get where I am, and allow myself this sin.
So, who's brilliant idea was this?
How long have I been sitting here? Did I pass the quiz? I need a snack. Let's go get a snack.