I couldn't think of where to begin.
So, I turned to Google, and found
"10 Perfect Questions to Ask On The First Date"
First round is on me.
1. What makes you unique?
I'm currently an expat (expatriate),
which means I am not a resident of the country where I am a citizen.
I'm an American who has lived in South Korea for over ten years.
2. What are some random fun facts about you?
Once, I "flew" a helicopter.
I've been to Mt. Fuji, the Hobbiton Movie set in NZ, the Ghibli Museum in Tokyo, and Chichen Itza.
I've eaten brains.
3. What is something you want to learn or wish you were better at?
The language of the country I live in... and self-marketing my books.
4. Would you rather...
I would rather watch people snowboard/ski than fall down the mountain myself.
You go on and have fun.
I'll be waiting in the lodge with a hot toddy and a book.
5. Know any good jokes?
Ooooooh, yeah, I do!!!
Two elves walk into a bar.
The hobbit laughs and walks under it.
C'mon, that's comedy gold.
6. What's something that bugs you?
I get irrationally irritated when people are pushy or impatient for no reason.
Really harshes my mellow.
7. What’s the Most Embarrassing Thing You Can Remember That’s Happened to You?
Absolutely not answering this
8. What's your favorite place on Earth?
I am a really big fan of high, empty places.
The place where the land is so empty and primitive that, when you visit,
you feel like an invasive species.
The places where the wind has passed over the stone for so long that your shape doesn't belong
and when the air gusts around you, it rips the breath from your chest.
9. Favorite bands/musicians?
Foo Fighters. Dermot Kennedy. Sleep Token.
10. What is something you're proud of?
Ah, my favorite of the seven.
I am very proud of my personal and professional success in life.
I have worked hard to get where I am, and to allow myself this sin.
Alright, that's all the questions.
Who's brilliant idea was this?
How long have I been sitting here?
Did I pass the quiz?
I need a snack. Let's go get a snack.